Beat the Blerch
Sat, Sep 12, 2026, 4:00 AM PDT
- Type
- Run
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Race feel
Run through beautiful PNW forests in an event inspired by The Oatmeal's comic, offering a playful challenge for marathoners.
- Fun
- Scenic
- Quirky
Fun
Scenic
QuirkyEmbrace a unique running experience at Beat the Blerch in Carnation, WA. Inspired by The Oatmeal's beloved comic, this event offers a full marathon distance. The course is a beautiful, flat out-and-back route, winding through serene evergreen and mossy forests along the Snoqualmie Valley Trail. Starting at King County’s Tolt MacDonald Park, it promises a refreshing journey through nature, perfect for those seeking a run with a distinct, playful character amidst scenic Pacific Northwest landscapes.
What to expect
Run a flat, out-and-back course through lush evergreen and mossy forests. Experience a race with a unique, comic-inspired theme. Enjoy the tranquil Snoqualmie Valley Trail scenery.
Standout details
From the organizer
Beat The Blerch is a 5K, 10K, half, and full marathon created by The Oatmeal and inspired by this comic about running .
Our Carnation, Washington race will take place in a quaint little town located about 35 minutes outside of Seattle.
It begins at King County’s Tolt MacDonald Park, and it’s a beautiful flat, out-and-back course that winds its way through evergreen, mossy forests along the Snoqualmie valley trail. Near the starting line of the race are strawberry farms and pumpkin patches, which offer guided tours in case you’re still up for a bit of walking after the race.
